Weekly Challenge #40: Cursed Rocket!

Build your most cursed rocket! Space shuttles as side boosters? Sure! SLS core as upper stage? Why not! Launch Starliner on a Falcon 9? THAT... may just work actually... Get weird, go nuts, unleash your inner Dr. Frankenstein! But whatever you build, it must 1. Get to orbit, and 2. Cause maximum discomfort to rocket nerds.